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Total Medals Earned: 261 (From 98 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,515 Points

Downhill to Infinity

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Beefed 5 Points

Get your first faceful of pavement

Combo Kid 5 Points

Land a Combo of 5 or more

Combo Captain 10 Points

Land a Combo of 15 or more

Combo King 25 Points

Land a Combo of 25 or more

Combo Christ 100 Points

Land a Combo of 40 or more

Slow Ride 10 Points

Go 1000 meters without landing a single trick

Drop Cannon

Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/240 points)

Perfect 1 25 Points

Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.

Detroit is Saved 5 Points

Complete level five.

Denver is Saved 10 Points

Completel level ten.

America is Saved 25 Points

Complete the game.

Perfect 2 25 Points

Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.

Perfect 3 50 Points

Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.

Perfect Game 100 Points

Get a perfect loadout in every level.

E-motion control-ercoaster

Medals Earned: 13/100 (65/500 points)

Stepford 5 Points

Play the game. This one's a freebie, just for naming conventions.

Helpford 5 Points

Visit the ? screen. Here's some extra help: Remaining descriptions will be hints to unlock that medal (or complete nonsense if you didn't read this first).

Stepoke 5 Points

Break a heart with minimal effort.

Stepunch 5 Points

2 close friends.

Stepsword 5 Points

Katana is just a punch but longer.

Straygun 5 Points

Laser is just a sword but longer.

Stat's All Fords 5 Points

Kind of looks like an anvil. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Stepforvel vs Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes 5 Points

HYPER COMBO FINISH!! I mean Tetris +1.

Slaymord 5 Points

As I'm writing this, there are four days left in the game jam. Although that is probably enough time to do every six heart configuration, I'd rather give some actual hints instead of a load of Tetris +2s. Just do a rectangle for now and we'll see how it goes.

Stepfort Downey Jr. 5 Points

On second thought, just make it bigger. No, that's too big.

Stareford 5 Points

Didn't even touch you, cry baby.

Stepflation 5 Points

Flip it (guess it didn't work out).

Book of Stevelation 5 Points

Give them nothing, but take from them everything!

Steppercut 5 Points

Uppercut is just a punch but vertical.

Stelbow Drop 5 Points

Looks like a ring post to me.

Slapford 5 Points

High-five the air. Follow the motion your hand makes. Stop complaining, there are only so many shapes you can make with 3 squares.

Shootford 5 Points

Draw the smallest gun.

Fordball 5 Points

They call me Hadouken because I'm down right fierce.

Tatsumaki Stepukyaku 5 Points

See last hint. Might need to get somebody who plays Street Fighter to help you.

Stepfordriver 5 Points

This is wrestling, not boxing.

Shotgun Shellford 5 Points

Tetris.

Soccerford 5 Points

Tetris.

Splitford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stompford 5 Points

Make a leg. Also Tetris.

Step(on me, mommy)ford 5 Points

Make the other leg. Also Tetris.

Stepfobotomy 5 Points

Tetris.

Timbord 5 Points

Tetris.

Sparford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepfast 5 Points

Tetris.

Stario 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepfornado 5 Points

Tetris.

Smega Buster 5 Points

Tetris (and yes, that is the worst possible name I could've given this one, thanks for noticing).

Stepforyuken 5 Points

See previous SF ones... but also Tetris.

Scorpford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stelectrord 5 Points

Tetris.

Steppy Claws 5 Points

Aaaand Tetris.

Ford You 5 Points

Glad we're past that. Anyway, I couldn't think of anything better so Tetris +1.

Steppy T. Baseball Cat 5 Points

This tribute will put a smile on Betty's face (if she ever smiled).

Superford 5 Points

5 with 5

Sargeford 5 Points

T for Tankmen. Could also be construed as a cock and balls which is equally relevant to that particular series.

Stepvord 5 Points

Pac-Man

Steathead 5 Points

Bac-Man

Stepfordmc 5 Points

Let's move teatime back a bit.

Stepfordonkeypunch 5 Points

Let's move teatime forward.

Screwford 5 Points

Screw teatime.

Stelefrag 5 Points

Building bridges.

One giant Stepford, man 5 Points

Plus size.

Stepforang 5 Points

Make a boomerang. Do it for all four orientations to save me writing hints for the rest.

Sleepford 5 Points

ZZZ

Stepfockey 5 Points

Kind of looks like a hockey stick. I think you get the idea by now, hints will continue later.

Stepfore 5 Points

Also looks like a golf club, I suppose.

Stepfnf 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stepfnaf 5 Points

Resembles an allen wrench, appropriately enough (not that I could be arsed doing an actual animatronic). Anyway, Tetris +1.

Stevada 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stehemoth 5 Points

Complete the antennae for the other birthday boy. Never mind, Tetris +1.

Smoochford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Cheford 5 Points

Kind of looks like a meat cleaver. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Stepbomd 5 Points

Kind of looks like a bomb. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Disarmd 5 Points

Kind of looks like a knife. Like if you break the top off the blade. Alright, I'll stop now, Tetris +1.

Skupord 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stfu 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stogieford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Sockford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Sbeerford 5 Points

Tetris+1 (also resembles a nightstick)

Stepforpg 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stedi 5 Points

Tetris +1

Castle Crashord 5 Points

Tetris +1

Steprobe 5 Points

Rotate the rectangle.

Screamford 5 Points

♪ (music note if that doesn't display for whatever reason)

Stepfohn Cena 5 Points

Flip it. (Ring bell goes ding so still works.)

Stepformageddon 5 Points

Looks like a worm. No, not just a regular one.

Stepfoh dear 5 Points

Or just flip the music note again.

Holy Shtepford 5 Points

The appropriate symbol didn't fit so we had to rotate it.

Hellford 5 Points

Same again but exactly the opposite.

Stairford 5 Points

Clue's in the name.

Steppy Krueger 5 Points

Flip it.

Step on a landmine 5 Points

Make a landmine.

Stepfong Lao 5 Points

Flip it.

Heartford (Connecticut) 5 Points

Draw a heart. No, not that kind. Keep going, one will appear eventually.

Holey Shtepford 5 Points

Flip it.

Step 1000 Fords 5 Points

...and again.

Stepball 5 Points

Once more.

Stepthord 5 Points

Make Mjölnir.

Stepthor 2: The Dark World (everyone's favorite) 5 Points

Flip it.

Stepmara Forgan 5 Points

Ring

Stedding 5 Points

Slap a rock on that ring.

Deaford 5 Points

Dig a grave.

Stabality 5 Points

Flip it. While disrespectful, it kind of makes sense if you think about it. Also looks like a wee man with a big head, again, fittingly enough.

Stepfowl 5 Points

Boil an egg.

Siford 5 Points

Reminds me of an AT-AT appropriately enough.

Robord 5 Points

Also looks like a robot dog, appropriately enough. Although, I suppose that's what it is.

Stelestial 5 Points

Building bigger bridges.

Stilt-a-whirl Backbreaker 5 Points

Bigger box.

Smilepford 5 Points

Wider smile.

Sniperd 5 Points

Break rule established by all previous medals when aiming 4 this one.

Stet It Fo 5 Points

Hope that doesn't bother you, snowflake. (actually looks more like my ex)

Spazzors 5 Points

Elsa and now Spider-Man. We're on that part of the web again.

Stwiss Cheeseord 5 Points

There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.

5tepford Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique 5 Points

Hit five hearts without activating any of the previous moves.

Steiko from Mortal Kombat Fourd 5 Points

Hit four hearts without activating any of the previous moves. Great one to end on. You can see where I was going with this but medals have now maxed out so that's all, folks.

Egypt Parodex

Medals Earned: 3/26 (30/305 points)

Egytian Gothic 10 Points

After Menkaure and Khamerernebty

Sherk 10 Points

After Balad al-Sheikh

The Seated Gamer 10 Points

After The Seated Scribe

2 x 2 10 Points

After Rahotep and Nofret statue

Angry Gods 10 Points

After Horus Relief

Ankh 10 Points

Find the Ankh

Goofy 10 Points

After "Akhenaten statue"

Hieroglyph 10 Points

Find the Hieroglyph

Kitty 10 Points

After Egytian Cat

Mask of Tutankhaclown 10 Points

After the Mask of Tutankhamun

Nefertitis 10 Points

After Nefertiti Bust

Number two 10 Points

After Khafre Enthroned

Papyrus 10 Points

Find Papyrus 1

Papyrus 2 10 Points

Find the second Papyrus

Pharaohs sarcophagus 10 Points

Find the Pharaoh's sarcophagus

Queens Guard 10 Points

After Ramses II

Shabtis 10 Points

Find the Shabtis

Snoopy 10 Points

After the Anubis Shrine

Sugar Daddy Smurf 10 Points

After Seneb and His Family

The Bone 10 Points

After the Miller

The Chef 10 Points

After the Narmer Palette

The Cure 10 Points

Find the Egytian Bottle

trio 10 Points

After Statue of Menkaure with Hathor and Cynopolis

Big Hello Kitty 25 Points

After the Great Sphinx

Golden Scarab 25 Points

Find the 4 pieces of Golden Scarab

The rewinder 25 Points

After The Seated Scribe

Elementalist: 0

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/145 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Slay your very first elemental. Good job?

Gearing up 5 Points

Get your first upgrade. They are important!

It's getting hot 5 Points

Meet a new, fiery foe

Halfway there! 10 Points

175 enemies left. Keep on going!

Rich dude 10 Points

Get at least 1000 ether in a single run

Wait, they're healing?! 10 Points

Meet a watery, annoying slug

??? 25 Points

Reach the final boss. At last!

If I don't win like this... 25 Points

MAX up all your upgrades!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Enoki - Classic

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)

100 Meters 5 Points

You fell 100 Meters into the Ebyss

500 Meters 5 Points

You fell 500 Meters into the Ebyss

1000 Meters 10 Points

You fell 1000 Meters into the Ebyss

3000 Meters 25 Points

You fell 3000 Meters into the Ebyss

Escaping the Prison

Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)

Legal Ending 25 Points

Break out the legal way.

Badass Ending 50 Points

Break out the badass way.

Sneaky Ending 50 Points

Break out the Sneaky Way

lol brawl reference 5 Points

ROFL ROFL ROFL

DONUT WANT! 100 Points

...or do you?

Lots of Effort 100 Points

Find all 18 FAILs.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Fateless

Medals Earned: 1/13 (25/300 points)

Weapons for battles 25 Points

The group found some weapons in the temple.

Open your eyes 25 Points

Kevin accidentally killed Alex.

Don't forget me 25 Points

Finish a playthrough without playing as Amy.

Girls just wanna have some fun 25 Points

Alex and Amy escaped on their own.

Weight of guilt 50 Points

Michael was caught by the cultists and Kevin couldn't save him.

A better version of me. 10 Points

Unlock IRREVERENT status for Michael.

A Cowardly Man 10 Points

Unlock SELFISHNESS status for Kevin.

The Final Girl 10 Points

Unlock EMPATHY status for Alex.

Read our article tomorrow! 10 Points

Everyone escaped from the island.

Misfortune 10 Points

Nobody escaped from the island.

Ahoy Alex! 25 Points

Alex, and perhaps Kevin, took a boat and abandoned Michael and Amy to die on the island.

Nipping Evil in the bud 50 Points

Michael killed the Cult Leader.

True Explorer 25 Points

Collect all map fragments.

Five Nights at Fulp's

Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/140 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Die! 5 Points

Die!

NIGHT1 5 Points

Survive Night 1

NIGHT2 5 Points

Survive Night 2

NIGHT3 5 Points

Survive Night 3

NIGHT4 5 Points

Survive Night 4

NIGHT5 10 Points

Survive Night 5

NIGHT6 25 Points

Survive Night 6

Custom Night 5 Points

Survive Custom Night

6/20 50 Points

Survive 6/20 mode

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Flanders Killer 8

Medals Earned: 4/35 (50/465 points)

Beginning 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the beginning

Frink's lab 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Frink's Lab

Mass Muderer 25 Points

Kill everyone in springfield

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Kodo's ship 10 Points

Get 3 stars on Kodo's ship

Park with Quimby 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Park with Quimby

Burn's Golf Course 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Burn's Golf Course

Alley with Snake 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Alley with Snake

Bonus: Bible Blasters 25 Points

Get 3 stars on Bible Blasters

Alley with Moleman 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Alley with Moleman

Sea Captain's Shop 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Sea Captain's Shop

Pettigrew's Shop 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Pettigrew's Shop

Bridge to Springfield 10 Points

Get 3 stars on the Bridge to Springfield

Bonus: Larry the Looter 25 Points

Get 3 stars on Larry the Looter

Park with Otto 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Park with Otto

Jabediah Springfield 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Jabediah Springfield

Seymour's House 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Seymour's House

Playground with Ralph 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the playground with Ralph

Park with Fat Tony 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Park with Fat Tony

Springfield Zoo 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Springfield Zoo

Bonus: Hockey Dad 25 Points

Get 3 stars on Hockey Dad

Moe's Tavern - Roof 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Moe's Tavern - Roof

Moe's Tavern 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Moe's Tavern

Apu's Kwik-E-Mart 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Apu's Kwik-E-Mart

Simpsons' House 10 Points

Get 3 stars at The Simpsons' House

Simpsons' House - Inside 10 Points

Get 3 stars inside The Simpsons' House

Smithers' Castle 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Smithers' Castle

Devil Flanders 25 Points

Get 3 stars against Devil Flanders

Quad Killer 10 Points

Kill each member of the Flanders super fast!

Todd's Combo 10 Points

Get a 3 hit combo on Todd's body

Kill Bob 25 Points

Kill Sideshow Bob

Family Matters 25 Points

Don't kill your family members

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Lead Killer 10 Points

Get a highscore on the Leaderboards

Brutal Killer 25 Points

Play the game 3 times in one session!